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Christmas is a time when companies and merchandisers can introduce a new range of their product and see how it goes. At this time of year people in general are seen to be happier to take risks and to try something new. Our brains have been proven scientifically to think that because it is Christmas it means that we can treat ourselves to luxuries that we would not normally allow ourselves. The same applies to trying something new so it is not surprising that companies tend to launch weird and wonderful versions of their regular products to see what sort of uptake they get.

Christmas food is an obvious choice for companies who want to branch out into new areas and find new audiences. Tesco are known for taking a few risks with our taste buds but never more so than with the newest addition to their crisp flavours. The supermarket have this week unveiled their Candy Cane flavoured crisps under the banner of their Tesco finest range. The crisps have a pinkish tinge and are dusted with a sweet peppermint flavour but despite the fact that all the profits from these odd flavoured snacks are going to good causes it probably wont make us want to buy them again. We much prefer the alternative limited addition ‘pigs in blankets’ flavour.

The benefits of introducing something completely new at Christmas or indeed at any other time of the year is the fact that they can call it ‘limited edition’. This tells consumers that it wont be around for very long and so if they want to try it then they need to do so rather fast. It is a win-win situation for the company because if the launch falls flat then they can withdraw the sale of the item and publicly save face because it was only ever a limited edition anyway or if the product is a roaring success they can boast about it and say that due to popular demand they are rolling it out as part of their brand. This was indeed the case with the Asda triple festive sandwich last year. They introduced it as a limited edition flavour for Christmas and were constantly re stocking their shelves as they were hugely popular however when they continued the flavours into January, the sales suddenly dropped off which shows that we do associate things with special occasions and are less likely to continue wanting them when the occasion has passed.

 

It is with this in mind that we looked at the trends and patterns we see at our Bedford massage parlour. We see that at Christmas time, especially in the early part of the month of December, our stunning Bedford escorts are inundated with appointments and encounters. These are a mixture of last minute dates from office workers who have enjoyed their festive parties and want to enjoy the perfect end for a thoroughly enjoyable evening and also dates with those who are a little more organised and who know they will want to enjoy a tryst on a particular day because they happen to be in the area or simply have space in their diaries. After December and the Christmas period has passed we find that there are fewer people willing to treat themselves to a tryst with a beautiful woman. It is sad that we don’t feel we deserve such treats at other times of the year as indeed, it is at these other times that we tend to work the hardest so as part of your new Year’s resolutions why not commit to allowing yourself to have more fun and you can start by making a date with one of our Bedford escorts!

 

We’ve all done it, haven’t we? You have gone to the recycling bin and accidentally put the bag with all your precious jewels in and left yourself holding a bag of shredded bank statements and empty milk cartons. Oh the annoyance! Well this did actually happen to a Bedfordshire woman a couple of weeks ago and strangely enough she made such a fuss that the story appeared in local press in the area. It turns out that it wasn’t a recycling bin but a charity collection bag and the charity in question were absolutely delighted with the anonymous and very generous donation. Sadly they read about the story and felt they couldn’t keep quiet about their unexpected gift and this week the Woburn woman was reunited with her diamonds and sapphires along with a gentle reminder about keeping them safe in the future.

It was certainly no mean feat that the charity workers found the precious jewellery as they had to sift through over 1 tonne of donated clothes and bric a brac that had been donated just that day. Luckily for the Bedford woman, a keen eyed worker spied something sparkling in a pile of clothes and retrieved the items. From what could have been an absolute disaster has been turned into a major marketing campaign for the charity as they have decided to refer to the incident in their Christmas marketing campaign. The bags are set to be delivered out again to local homes with the message – Please look out for our bags, but just be careful what you put in them! So, all is well for everyone.

At this tine of year, especially on Christmas day it can be quite a task to ensure that things do not get caught up with all the rubbish. In households where there are likely to be plenty of people and presents if you are not careful those diamond earrings could easily be caught up in the wrapping paper rubbish so it is essential that you throw your rubbish away as you go along otherwise you might find yourself sifting through it later at best and at worse missing that extra special gift.

Our own Bedford escorts regularly receive Christmas gifts from their regular clients which is a charming and thoughtful thing to do. Our Bedford escorts are always touched by the fact that their clients think to buy them a little trinket as a show of respect and appreciation as these are not expected at all. The fact that so many people are happy to use services such as gift aid and charity collections shows that people are much more generous than we often give them credit for so perhaps at this time of year it is worth remembering that people are not quite as bad as we may sometimes think. Our Bedford escorts know that their clients are the most warm and friendly gentlemen in the local area and so at this tine of year we would like to extend a special thank you to all our clients, past and future who make our experiences that much more enjoyable.

It is so easy at other times of the year to simply be so caught up with our lives and work that we forget that others could benefit from our generosity so at Christmas with these donations and charity collections it is worth taking part and having a bit of a sort out as it does in fact benefit ourselves too. Just remember though, be careful what bag you throw your antique jewellery in as it might not always be so easy to retrieve!

 

 

Bedfordshire is a county in the East Anglia region which shares no border with greater London and as a result it is a commuter region which sees many of its residents either working locally or in bordering Cambridgeshire rather than London however, that being said, there are excellent transport and rail services into the centre of the capital for those who wish to visit for the day or for those who do indeed work there. The number of commuters working in the city is increasing every year simply because Londoners are looking for cheaper residential alternatives to a Capital which is fast becoming too expensive to live in and this is where Bedfordshire offers the perfect situation in that it is blessed with an abundance of rural charm and, yet it still benefits from all aspects of modern day living. The only thing that Bedfordshire lacks is a high volume of visitors and tourists, so it is no surprise that our Bedfordshire escorts at Intimate Massage tend to spend much of their time with locals and residents of Bedfordshire.

 

Bedfordshire tourism works hard to promote the area and to bring in a tourist economy and whilst they do have some degree of success, it is accepted that they will never reach the levels of other areas who are blessed with lots of historic landmarks or coast. Bedfordshire is one of the landlocked counties and so people have to travel if they want to spend time at the water’s edge. One star attraction in the centre of Bedford itself, though, is our group of beautiful Bedford escorts who help to increase footfall in the town centre itself (although you wont find many statistics on the local tourism board site!)

Our Bedford escorts agency and incall massage centre have a daily changing rota of beautiful local girls. When we say local, we mean escorts who are living locally in the general area of the county rather than ladies who have been born and bred in the town itself. Our team has something of an international flavour with sensual and stunning Bedford escorts who initially come from all over the world and it is through luck and chance that they have decided to make Bedford their home. When asked, our International escorts have stated that they felt the area had a sense of warmth and friendliness that other bigger cities were lacking and of course the friendliness of the local gentlemen who visit our venue in the centre of Bedford is always going to be a big draw for them. Whilst our Bedford escorts and massage parlour may not see that many transient visitors they do tend to spend a great deal of time with regular clients. Our girls love the fact that they can form a strong bond with their clients and whilst there are no emotional ties with each other they get to know the things that they like which can help to maintain a more fulfilling encounter in the long term. Whilst it can be fun to spend time with clients in a fleeting and more exciting manner – much like that of a first date, it certainly becomes something a little more meaningful and fulfilling when you have enjoyed many encounters with the same person. Our Bedford escorts love the fact that they know what their clients enjoy and can enhance the experience they enjoy every time so a regular encounter with the same Bedford escorts would not mean that life becomes boring and predictable just that our Bedford escorts know how far they can use their imagination for the greatest pleasure and effect.

 

There are few places in the world where you can dine out in a high class restaurant which has been built in France and yet resides in the English countryside however in the grounds of Woburn Abbey, you can do just that at Paris House. The Tudor properties in Cheshire were the inspiration for the building of Paris House in the Rue de Nations in Paris in 1878. This was for the Paris International exhibition which saw 28 buildings created, each to represent their various countries. Paris House as it was subsequently named was the building that the 9^th Earl of Bedford fell in love with during his visit and he had it shipped back to England and put back together like a massive Lego model in the grounds of his family estate in Woburn Bedfordshire. It was be the equivalent today of someone falling in love with a summerhouse at the Ideal Home show and them having it rebuilt in their own garden.

Obviously since it was not a property that the Duke was to live in, it had plenty of different uses during the years. It started life as something of a folly in which the Duke would visit and ‘play house’ in the summer months. When he grew tired of it the property became staff accommodation then in later years at the turn of the 20^th century it became a wartime hospital. In recent years it has been used as a very high class (and expensive) restaurant which has won many awards and even the prestigious Michelin stars. Exclusive art and sculpture is displayed on the walls, many pieces of which can be purchased by diners if their pockets are deep enough and whilst you may think that this was likely to be a ridiculously priced menu they have tasting menus which start from £43 per person for a 6 course lunch. Don’t expect to leave the building feeling stuffed though as portions are rather small per course.

 

It is probably a good idea that our Bedfordshire escorts do not offer outcalls as part of their services as it would be probable that clients would wish to dine out in this restaurant. Beautiful though it is and delicious as the food obviously is, our Bedford escorts have big appetites, as our clients are likely to find out when they meet. While our Bedford escorts like to enjoy a dinner date they ultimately prefer to enjoy those intimate and private encounters that fulfill the appetites and do not have anything to do with hunger at all! Of course for those who are visiting Woburn Abbey or the safari park which is located in the extensive grounds, a stop off to Paris House restaurant might be the penultimate enjoyment of the day of course if clients are in Bedford then it only stands to reason that they should finish off their evening with an encounter with our beautiful escorts.

After walking around the grounds of the Stately home all day it is likely that there will be a few aches and pains so why not pop into our massage parlour before going home to rest. Our massage experts know how to ease those aching muscles and whilst it may not be a sports massage that you receive it will certainly tick all the boxes in terms of pleasure and enjoyment. Our team of masseuses (and of course our Bedford escorts) are well practiced in their various methods and have a certain amount of flair and skill that simply cannot be taught. If there were Michelin stars for the type of service they provide then our walls would be decorated with them!

 

One sure fire way to know that Christmas is on the way is the fact that supermarkets are filling their shelves with various advent calendars. The most popular of course are those which are filled with chocolate but it might surprise some of our younger escorts to know that they were not always chocolate treats behind the numbered doors. For those who grew up before the 1980’s, there was a distinct lack of any chocolate and there was simply a different picture every day. And we got excited about it. Today it seems that we are not even satisfied with chocolate any more there has to be a themed advent calendar and one which has different things behind each door.

A single visit to Boots the chemist will show that there are all sorts of ‘pamper’ advent calendars to be purchased. Each door has a mini make up or skin care product and usually the advent calendar costs a small fortune. Gone are the days when they would cost less than £1 but today they are £40 or £50 upwards. Full of miniature anythings that nobody ever uses, except of course the ones with spirits in, they are used. See the pub crawl calendar for further details.

Holland and Barrett have jumped on the bandwagon and are offering their advent calendar at £35. It features a host of mini marvels including all natural treats for the face and body. Amazon have perhaps one of the very best value advent calendars with a whole host of treats from brands such as Molton Brown, Essie, Rituals and Rimmel worth over £185 but yet costing just £50 but our favourite has to be the prosecco advent calendar at £125 but with that extra bit of fizz it is bound to get Christmas off to a sizzling start! There are craft beer calendars and new to the market and one which we expect to hear a great deal about once it is officially announced is the Aldi wine advent calendar. This costs just £50 and features 24 200ml bottles of red, white and rose wine and even one with prosecco and champagne. We are guessing that those are for the 24^th and 25^th but just in case it needs to be said, if you get one of those, don’t go opening it every day until you get home in the evening. We know everyone tends to open their calendars first thing in the morning but probably would not be wise to have opened a 200ml bottle of wine before the morning commute!

With all these little gifts inside the advent calendars things have moved on from simply opening a door to reveal a picture behind. If people were happy with that then we would be sending out advent calendars of our own although perhaps people may not be too keen on hanging them over their mantelpieces. Instead we will simply rely on the fact that our clients like to visit us at our Bedford location and unwrap their gifts to themselves in person.

There are lots of different traditions and festive related things that tell us the time is soon upon us. There will be real Christmas trees outside every supermarket and signs along every country road urging us to visit their ‘orchards’ and pick your own. Every TV and radio advert will feature bells of some kind with urgent messages telling us to order soon or we wont get it in time for Christmas. One thing you can rely on is the fact that our escorts in Bedford wont run away any time before Christmas and if you want to make your date then we wont give you any deadlines in which to do so.

 

We all know that technology moves at a faster pace than most of us can even cope with so it is no surprise to find that surveys have revealed that whilst face book is popular with all age groups, the older 34+ groups tend to stay away from twitter and snap chap. Whatsapp is only gradually being embraced by older generations so tech companies are looking for new ways to entice more of the global population to ensure that they corner every available handset.

This week tech giants Snap chat have revealed that they plan to revamp their platform in a bid to become more user friendly to older age groups. They follow twitter who recently realised that older people cannot seem to get their message across in just 140 characters and so they doubled the size allowance to 280 characters. Snap chat have yet to explain exactly how they plan to attract an older market but they have certainly set the tone to get people thinking. Indeed at our Bedford escort agency we tend to have a mixed age clientele but of the older 34+ age group most people seem content to use messenger to send messages and many are still using email as a means of contact for both private and personal use. It seems that snap chat, whatsapp and even instagram have passed them by so perhaps it is quite sensible for these messaging and social platforms to have a re-think.

Our Bedford escort agency tend to still use the telephone in order to take bookings. People like to actually speak to someone at the end of the line and there can be confusion caused by simply leaving messages and never quite confirming if they have been seen or indeed acted upon. Regardless of whether these platforms are updated or not it will only be when they are commonly used amongst our clientele that we will consider adding them to the ways in which our clients can make bookings or indeed just contact us.

In the way that tinder and online dating has taken the world by storm, the old fashioned ways of enjoying some female company never go away and so at the risk of getting left behind in the world of tech we will continue to offer our services in the way in which our clients prefer until we are requested otherwise. We know that our clients will prefer this as they do with our incall facility.

Outcalls are all the rage in many escort agencies and massage parlours. So much so that incall facilities are starting to die out somewhat. In the heart of Bedford, Intimate massage likes to keep the old traditions alive and offer a place where our clientele can visit as and when it suits them in time honoured tradition. They can also call up using an old fashioned telephone and actually speak to a human being too!

There is plenty to get excited about with all the new possibilities of technology but there is also plenty to offer in the older ways of communication too. We have already seen that people are starting not to actually converse when they are in company. We have all noticed couples and groups of ‘friends’ in the pub or coffee shop, each with their heads buried into their phones whilst all the time ignoring the actual real people opposite them. It is quite ironic that it all falls under the umbrella name of ‘social’ media as it is anything but! Our Bedford escorts certainly like to get social in the old fashioned way so if you want to enjoy some real life connection and actually speak with the person you are with, or at least communicate in some shape or form together then pop in and see which of our stunning Bedford escorts are available.

 

Since it is approaching Christmas, well according to all the town centres who seem to be determined to launch it this week with their festive light displays, we thought we would bring to your attention a new product which is linked (somewhat) to Christmas. We know that the 3 wise men traveled on camels to see the baby Jesus but maybe they were called wise because their choice of transportation also provided them with sustenance? Asda has decided that Camel milk is a thing and have chosen to sell it via 144 of its shops! If you really want to enjoy a Christmas theme then why not leave some out for Santa instead of the usual semi skimmed stuff and see what happens. Apparently he is used to its slightly saltier taste as it is already drunk a great deal in the middle east and Arabic countries.

The company which sells the camel milk is owned by none other than the ruler of Dubai Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum who would certainly have a lot of sway in getting his products onto the supermarket shelves.. The company state that apparently they have had customers asking about it for quite a while, although we have never seen demonstrations demanding that the local Asda in Bedford comply. It seems that the company, camelicious, also create other items from their ships of the desert as well as milk. Flavoured milks such as Strawberry, Saffron and chocolate as well as , wait for it, cheese, ghee and labneh. There you go, Christmas sorted.

It is likely that this announcement is set to send the people of Bedford wild with anticipation as this new product has hit the shelves ready for the festive season. We can see children all over the county rushing to drink gallons of the stuff especially the flavoured varieties but if you thought that was it, then you would be wrong as they also plan to launch a camel milk ice cream which will no doubt come in a variety of interesting flavours too, one of the biggest sellers in the desert no doubt.

Asda has appeared in the news quite a bit this week as the £250 Asda voucher scam managed to fool a lot of people. The Whatsapp message was received by millions who clicked on the link and immediately ended up sending it to their entire friends list too.. For those who actually paid a but of attention to the message they soon realised that A) Asda is unlikely to give away £250 vouchers to everyone and B)even less likely to do it over Whatsapp. Plus the various spelling mistakes are a little bit of a giveaway too. Since the App is one which is favoured by the younger generation, these were the people who were less likely to take any notice of any spelling mistakes and also those who were less likely to worry about whether marketing messages were likely to be used in this way. Maybe they are used to seeing such things as advertising messages through WhatsApp and also camel milk in the supermarket.

The world has certainly moved on somewhat and luckily our beautiful Bedford escorts are moving with it. Sensual and erotic they put the hump back into the week without the need for any camels whatsoever. In fact the only thing that you could remotely class as ‘licious is our de-licious escorts is Bedford. Why not call our incall escort agency and massage parlour to make a date with our de-licious escorts and masseuses, we dont accept bookings through Whatsapp – just in case you were wondering!

 

Hello Gents! Hope you are having a brilliant November. Just a quick little note to remind you to keep your eyes on our Gallery section for the new ladies we have coming on board. Julia is our newest recruit, a sexy fun blonde with a supple, lithe figure. Rosie has been with us only two weeks, but our gents are bowled over by her slim frame and her soft, kissable lips. We’ve heard from our visitors that she is, and we quote, “Amazing.”  We also have Dina who has been with us a few weeks, a fun, chatty British Indian babe who loves to have fun with her gentlemen. Of course, if you aren’t bothered with the thrill of novelty, we have our long-term regular ladies who are absolute knock-outs: Penny walks the line between sophistication and adventure, with experience to know exactly where it hurts; Angela has a devil’s body and an angel’s face; Shelly is as sweet and petite as she ever has been; Maya will blow your mind.

Those aren’t all of our gorgeous ladies, but you get the picture. And if you don’t, feel free to come in for a “hello” and a warm chat. There is no obligation.

Hope to see you soon.

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