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At our Bedford incall massage and escort agency we often get a great deal of confusion about the differences between exotic massages and erotic massages. They are, in fact, two different thing so perhaps it might help to explain both in our blog.

Obviously it is helpful to point out that regular massages tend to be focused on relieving muscle and join aches and pains are in no way sensual or have any sexual connotations. Our massage service is one which tends not to focus on clients who are seeking relief from muscle pain although the very act of massage will lead to general soothing of muscles and joints but this is not our primary aim.

An erotic massage is perhaps the most sexual type of massage there is. Its primary aim is to achieve arousal and in many cases fulfillment. This is often known as a ‘happy ending’. For massage therapists who deal with sports injuries or muscle injuries, there can be no ‘happy ending’ other than the cessation of pain or discomfort. Our masseuses aim to fulfil the sensual and erotic needs of our clients by focusing on the erogenous zones with the aim of triggering sexual excitation.

There is a much greater level of intimacy between the masseuse and the client in these forms of massage. They tend to be performed for pleasure although in recent years these massages have been performed in order to treat certain sexual health problems such as erectile dysfunction and inhibitions however in our massage agency our ladies tend to perform their massages for pleasure and fulfillment and for this reason our beauties are highly skilled, intimate and bring an emotional and sensual level to their art.

The erotic massages are again, slightly different in that they tend to be the ones which have been derived from ancient massage techniques from places such as Hawaii, India, Thailand and China. The reason they are known as exotic massages is simply because the places that they have come from are also known as exotic locations. The exotic massage started out as a way of healing through ancient philosophy. The involve a much more spiritual side although we have been able to encompass many of these practises within our erotic massages and bring about an experience which satisfies the mind, body and soul! With exotic massage, it is open to a great deal more interpretation than any other type of massage and your level of enjoyment is highly dependent on the skills and service provided by the masseuse themselves.

At our Bedford massage and incall escort agency we are proud of the fact that our own masseuses are highly skilled and extremely imaginative young ladies and they all have their own way of achieving satisfaction to their clients. We like to think that our clients thoroughly enjoy their erotic and their exotic massages because of the unique elements each of our masseuses bring. Of course since this interpretation is subjective then the only way to decide if it is right for you and your needs is to experience it however the reputation and excellent feedback our escorts and our masseuses regularly receive should go some way towards showing just how good they are at their art.

If you would like to enjoy a new experience and want to discover the differences yourself in our exotic massage and erotic massage service then do give us a call and see which of our ladies’ is available. Our escorts and massage experts are highly trained but they all like to bring their own imaginative ways and inventive actions to the table to provide a unique experience every time. Why not call and make a booking tonight?

 

Pole Dancing has always been seen as something a little bit sleazy, sexual or something only ever seen in gentlemen’s club but this week it has been announced that this form of gymnastic dance and acrobatic skills may be included as an Olympic sport. The sport, as it is now being called, has been officially awarded observer status by the global Association of International Sports Federations which means that organisers will be receiving help to become a compliant sport which will help it achieve recognition from the various Olympics sporting committees. So where does this leave the various gentlemen’s clubs and pole dancers?

Many of our stunning incall escorts in Bedford are, in fact, very accomplished pole dancers. Their flexibility and grace allow them to move in a seductive manner to entice their companions as part of their seduction technique and we can’t help but feel that if this form of acrobatics were to be given Olympic sport status then that would certainly take away from any alluring and sensual achievement of this type of dance. Of course by achieving world wide recognition it moves this type of dancing into the world’s spotlight and many of our ladies could actually end up becoming Olympic sportswomen but whilst and progression is a good thing it does render the sensual art of seduction a little flat.

There is talk that Pole dancing could be included in the gymnastics section of the Olympics sports but organisers want Pole dancing to be separate and a field of expertise in its own right however we do feel that there are likely to be many exposes on winning ‘athletes’ all about their former employment if that should happen!

In Bedford we have a number of gentlemen’s clubs and indeed many of our previous Bedford escorts have worked in these venues and so are familiar with pole dancing. Their acrobatic prowess definitely assists in their versatility and flexible limbs. This of course makes them some of our top incall escorts however we do question whether the pursuit of Olympic gold could render these ladies out of a job and, lets face it, Olympic gold medallists tend not to be in active employment for most of the year.

The organisers of the Pole Dancing federation is aiming to move this form of movement towards a more accepted sporting field however in doing so, they have a bit of an uphill struggle. Whilst Pole dancing has been adopted by many men in recent years, they state that the take up has increased by 82% and of course it is a very demanding skill, it will still be difficult to take the stigma of sensual and erotic movement away and for our port, we are not sure we want them to.

It might be the case that in years to come clients of our Bedford incall escort agency may well end up seeing some of their favourite companions competing at the Olympics and of course if this does happen then we will be their biggest supporters however we will still feel a little nostalgic for the times when Pole dancing meant erotic seduction and sensual skills that were transferable from stage to intimacy.

In order to be included as an Olympic sport, Pole dancing must undergo rigorous observation over the next few years. Given the fact that the Olympics are only ever held every four years it may not be until 2024 that it is officially included in the programme of events so it is likely that our current experts will miss out on Olympic gold but as far as our clients are concerned our sensual and erotic Bedford escorts always win gold in their eyes and whilst they may not be recognised the world over, they mean the world to our clients.

 

The World Health Organisation this week released the results of a report which showed that 44 out of 51 UK towns had failed tests which measured the quality of their air showing that millions of people in the UK are inhaling air which is considered to be too dangerous to breathe! Obviously there are scary findings so the first thing we did was to see if Bedford featured anywhere and luckily it seems that the quality of the air we breathe in Bedford is not amongst the most dangerous places. That is not to say that our air is pure, just that given the levels of traffic we have compared to other places, there are less sooty particles that we all breathe in.

Of course this is great news, especially since our clients and our incall Bedford escorts tend to do a great deal of heavy breathing, although not outside in the traffic (for the most part!) but it makes for interesting reading especially if, like many of our clients, you travel throughout the UK for the purposes of your business. The list has been complied using tests for tiny soot particles in the air. Where these particles measure greater than 2.5 microns then anything over 10 microns per cubic metre of air is deemed as dangerous. These particles have been linked to heart disease and premature death so it is all pretty serious stuff! Perhaps unsurprisingly Glasgow features as the UK’s most dangerous place with an air quality measurement of 16. Scunthorpe is the next on the list which equals the same measurement and in fact this could be deemed as more serious since Scunthorpe is smaller in area than Glasgow.

The closest places to Bedford which failed the air quality test are Southend in Essex and Norwich in Norfolk. Even Cambridge passed, although perhaps not so surprising since the entire area is filled with bicycles! So at least this is a heads up for people who travel in the East Anglia area for the places most likely to cause illness. Luckily our incall Bedford escorts can rest assured that Bedford has been tested for its air quality and passed so visiting our Bedford escorts at our incall facility in the town centre is certainly not bad for your respiratory health! Indeed the health benefits for sensual and erotic intimacy are already well documented so this just adds another feather in our cap that there are certainly health benefits to spending time with our Bedford escorts.

Of course these findings have been seized upon by those who always bang on about climate change and ‘green air’ so expect to see air pollution taxes increased in all of these areas to counteract the problems. We have never quite been sure of the aim of so called ‘green taxes’ other than being used as a cash cow for financially strapped councils but since this is the most likely outcome of these findings we should count ourselves extra lucky that Bedford is one of the places which does not feature on the hit list!

Whilst our clients do not need any reason to confirm that their decision to spend time with our beautiful incall escorts in Bedford is the right one, this certainly helps. The fact that clients can visit our incall facilities in the centre of town means that they are accessible every day and the client is in control of when he is available to spend time with any of our team. As most clients know we operate a rota basis but clients can call ahead to find out which of our beauties is available or they can check online when it is convenient for them to do so. Of course our reception team are always on hand to assist should clients need them

 

If you are looking for something that goes bump in the night of different kind this Halloween then why not consider a date at the The Bedford Swan hotel. Between 26^th and 29^th October the hotel is holding its annual beer festival which is a great excuse to book one of their luxury rooms for you to enjoy for the weekend. You will of course wish to take full advantage of your stay in the area by booking a tryst with one of our incall Bedford escorts at Intimate massage.

The Bedford Swan hotel is set alongside the river Ouse and their spa facilities offer the perfect way to relax and enjoy the luxurious surroundings. You could indulge yourself and unwind in their Roman bath inspired pool or perhaps try one of the treatments that are on offer. For those extra special massages though you will need to visit our premises as the hotel does not offer the extras you will enjoy when you make a booking with us!

Intimate massage also have luxurious rooms complete with en-suite jacuzzi or bath although these are a little more intimate than those on offer at the hotel. Nevertheless they certainly offer something extra in the sensual companionship our incall escorts and expert masseuses provide and there is no need to book a room for the entire night as we offer appointments on an hourly basis.

Bedford is a beautiful town to explore with the Chiltern Hills, Greensand Ridge and Marston Vale all within a short distance however the only view you are likely to be compelled to explore is the one our Bedford escorts provide. They also have curves and undulations that invite exploration but you wont find these in any of the hotel travel brochures. These must be discovered by your own means and once you make this discovery it is likely that nothing else will compare.

Whist our Bedford escorts offer an incall service, they are not adverse to going out and about in the town. The sunset cruises on the Ouse are wonderful to enjoy in the evenings with champagne and canapés and even a three course dinner to be enjoyed. You could book one of these and then retire to your hotel room together to spend the rest of the evening in intimate companionship and this is certainly possible in a singe evening as the cruise lasts for 2 hours, leaving you free to enjoy the rest of your evening how you choose.

If messing about on the river does not float your boat then how about enjoying one of the ‘time together’ couples treatments at the hotel spa. Enjoy an aromatherapy massage or perhaps a Swedish or hot stone massage together by candlelight followed by wine and chocolates. This will definitely set the tone for your time together and your sense will be heightened by the special aroma oil infusions used to scent the room. Of course you might prefer to enjoy a more intimate and private massage tailored especially to suit your personal needs back at our premises at Intimate massage. We have many specially trained masseuses who can soothe away those stresses and strains and help you unwind in a way that no other spa can. You will leave with a spring in your step and a vitality that you never knew you had so why not give us a call and let us know which of our Bedford escorts or massage specialists you would like to see. We have a daily changing rota so do let us know if there is someone special that you would like to see, otherwise simply make your choice of companion when you visit.

Bedford is a thriving town with plenty of large open spaces for locals and visitors to enjoy however this may be a little short lived given that last month the government ordered the local council to find space to build a further 6,600 houses in addition to the 19,000 Bedford is already committed to. Whilst this is of course great news for our local Bedford escorts in that they can look forward to even greater demand for their time and companionship, in other ways this is not such a great idea as the infrastructure of the town is already under pressure.

The unveiling of the Tikku micro-home looked like it could have been the answer everyone was waiting for until it was noted that the spacious three floor building had no kitchen or running water however as a concept building, there could be room for improvement. The building actually only takes up the floor area of a parking space and is designed to be built in cities where there is easy access to water, although we wouldn’t fancy the queues for the shower in the morning!

Running water is certainly something you can rely on at our incall facilities in Bedford. Each of our rooms enjoys the private use of en-suite jacuzzi/bath so you can get up to your eyes in bubble in the company of your beautiful Bedford escort. Difficult to see how you could enjoy such pleasures in one of the Tikku homes so perhaps they are not quiet ready for mass production just yet!

If luxury is something you are seeking then you will certainly find it in the comfortable and private surroundings of our incall facilities in Bedford. As well as the en-suite jacuzzi or bath, we also provide climate controlled air conditioning, controlled dimmer lighting for that intimate mood and softly piped music suitable for seduction. A wall mounted mirror provides the perfect perspective and soft fluffy bathrobes and towels are just that little bit of added luxury to ensure your visit is as enjoyable as possible. Of course not forgetting our beautiful Bedford escorts who will delight and ignite the flame of passion from within and keep you enthralled and entertained for the duration of your date.

Whilst we encourage pre-booking to ensure that our clients never suffer the disappointment of their favourite Bedford escort already being otherwise engaged, it is not necessary at the moment. With all these extra homes and subsequent population growth that can only be expected over the next few years we may have to change that policy. With so many locals in the area, we fear our Bedford escorts may only be able to work on a pre-booked basis and so we would encourage clients to book with as much notice as possible I order that they do not miss out. Of course this is all plans for the future but for the present we will continue to welcome walk ins as usual.

As you can see from our website we already have a number of highly skilled incall escorts available every night of the week. Many of our Bedford escorts are not native to the area and have themselves settled from other parts of the country and beyond. They can see the appeal of the area and are not surprised that Bedford is a natural choice for new home building so perhaps expansion and a greater population numbers is not all bad if most of them come to the area to join us as Intimate Massage. If that were the case there would be very few complaints from the male local population at least!

Just wanted to give all you horny guys the heads up (ba dum tisch) about the sexy new lady we have starting with us on Friday the 16th. Olivia is Polish, with a gorgeous rack and a voluptuousness that is often missing from today’s hard-body aesthetic. We hope you guys will make her feel welcome.

Kisses,

IM

Hello folks, hope you’re keeping ok in the terrible tornado of weather that is happening just now. We have some new ladies who’ve started with us just recently, and we wanted you to know about them in case the ‘new’ in the profiles didn’t catch your eye. Elise is returning to us after a long absence, but we’re sure you’ll remember her big blue eyes, even bigger boobs and lovely bum. We have Christy on Wednesday, a real sophisticate who knows where it’s at in the realm of pleasure. We have lovely Luna who is with on Thursdays for the moment, but may change to Saturdays. Of course, a change is as good as a rest, but we still have regular faves like Angela, Shelly and Lauren, who’ve been with us for a while. So no matter whether you want the known or the new, give us a shout and we’ll be glad to sort ya out.

XXX

IM

Now that Christmas is done, it’s easy to lose yourself in the post-holiday horse latitudes of bill paying, crash dieting and isolation. We all do it. It’s a rebalancing that needs to happen after the excess of the mid-winter season. Just don’t over-do it. Remember to be kind to yourself, even if you do have to be a little strict. What is life without fun and companionship? The whole point of the season is that the sun *will* come again, though it seems far away; and if there is any message, it’s that nothing lasts forever–whether summer sun or winter frost. All you can do is make the most of each.

Hello!

Hope this isn’t too early–there are only a few weeks to go, after all–but we’re in the process of sorting out our Christmas rota, so check back soon for changes to staff and opening times. Until then try not to get too stressed, and if you do, come let us sort you out. 🙂

Ta-ra, fellas.