Terms & Conditions

By using THE INTIMATE MASSAGE website www.intimatemassage.co.uk you are agreeing to the terms and conditions below.

Definitions“ You” means the user of the Site, “We/us” means The Intimate Massage “website” or “Site” means the sites located at www.intimatemassage.co.uk and on the World Wide Web, “Content” means the information and other material available within the Site.
Rights granted / rights reserved You agree not to (or to facilitate any third party to) copy, transmit, distribute, publish, commercially exploit or create derivative works of the Content without prior permission from Intimate Massage.

Warranty The site and the content (which includes Content that is supplied to us by third parties either directly or indirectly) is provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis and we make no warranties or representations, whether express or implied, in relation to the Site or the Content, including but not limited to, implied warranties or conditions or completeness, accuracy, satisfactory quality and fitness for a particular purpose.

Liability You agree that Intimate Massage shall not be liable for any loss or damage whatsoever arising directly or indirectly from or in any way connected with the Site or your use of or reliance upon the Content or any information you obtain by means of the Site or your use of or reliance upon the Content or any information you obtain by means of the Site or any bookings or purchases you make from third parties through your use of the Site, including, without limitation, damage for loss of profits, loss of business, or any other consequential or pecuniary loss (even where we have been advised of the possibility of such loss or damage). Notwithstanding that appropriate steps have been taken to ensure that the information is accurate, Intimate Massage (and those individuals on whose behalf we publish various information) cannot accept liability for reliance placed on the contents and/or any omissions which may occur. Those engaging in a collaboration with one of the Escorts from our establishment must make their own enquiries of the individual to satisfy suitability for themselves. You agree and acknowledge that you are solely responsible for evaluating any goods or services offered by third parties via the Site. You acknowledge any bookings or services made with a third party via the Site shall be subject to the terms and conditions of the third party supplying the service and that we will not be a party to or in any way responsible for or liable to you in respect of any transactions between you and third parties. We do not make any representations or warranties as to the security of any information you might be requested to give to any third party.

Availability of the site You acknowledge that it is technically impossible to provide the Site and its e-mail services free of faults and that we do not undertake to do so; that faults may lead to temporary unavailability of the Site and related e-mail services; and that the operation of the Site and related e-mail services may be adversely affected by conditions and performances outside our control, including, without limitation, transmission and telecommunications links between us and you and between us and other systems and networks.
Links to other sites We may provide links to other websites. You acknowledge and agree that we are not responsible for the availability of such external sites, and do not endorse and are not responsible or liable for any content, advertising, products, services or other materials on or available from such sites.

Use of the site You undertake: 1. not to use the content or e-mail services for any unlawful purpose; 2. that you shall not make any use of the Site or e-mail services such that the whole or part of the Site is interrupted, damaged, rendered less efficient, or the effectiveness or functionality of the Site is in any way impaired; 3. not to use the Site or its e-mail services for the transmission or posting of any computer viruses or any material which is defamatory, offensive or of an obscene or menacing character, or in such a way as to cause annoyance, inconvenience or needless anxiety.

Intellectual property You acknowledge that all copyright, trademarks and all other intellectual property rights in the content shall remain vested in us

Changes to these terms and conditions We reserve the right to change these terms and conditions from time to time. By continuing to use the Site following such change you will be deemed to have accepted such change. It is your responsibility to check regularly to determine whether these terms and conditions have been changed. If you do not agree to any such change you must immediately stop using the Site.

Entire agreement These terms and conditions (as amended from time to time) together with any document expressly referred to in them comprise the entire agreement between you and us. Severability Each provision of these terms and conditions excluding or limiting liability shall be construed separately, applying and surviving even if for any reason one or other provisions is held to be inapplicable or unenforceable in any circumstances. No waiver No waiver by us shall be construed as a waiver of any proceeding or succeeding breach of any provision English Law These terms and conditions shall be governed by English law and you submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the English Courts